18,106 notes • 9:14 AM

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via scarlet-bitch)

" Do you want me to wrench myself around and tear myself in two because you can’t make up your mind? Because you won’t stay with anything? "
2,347 notes • 7:46 PM
" The great epochs of our lives are the occasions when we gain the courage to rebaptize our evil qualities as our best qualities. "
by FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE (via goonlibrary)
Anonymous inquired A) Pfft, you're a fluffy puppy. Shut up. B) Universal salvation, bro! C) In my experience, Thelemites are very good at eating pussy, so you can add cum to the bodily fluids thing. D) I'm sorry, I'm drunk. Rough day nannying.

holy-mountaineering:

It just got very adult in here.

52,722 notes • 12:11 PM